Honestly?
I didn’t “enter” the stock market…
I kinda tripped, fell, and slid into it like a clumsy penguin 🐧💸😂
It started with:
“Eh everyone making money… why not me?”
Next thing I knew, I was opening a trading app at 2 AM thinking I was the main character of Wall Street 😎📱💵
Then came the 7-2-1 Rule reality check:
10% win 💎
20% survive 😐
70% (me) holding bags like free goodie bags at NDP 🎒😭
With November’s volatility, it really felt like the market looked at me and said:
“Let’s test your mental strength today.”
And my portfolio replied:
“I choose pain.” 😭📉
But still… I kept going. Why?
Because deep down inside, I believed I could level up from “newbie potato” to “enlightened investor.” 🥔➡️🧙♀️✨
So how did I really stumble in?
✨ Buddy said “sure win” — I believed
✨ Platforms kept throwing promos — I caved
✨ Accidentally bought the wrong stock once — it went up
✨ Universe wanted to build my character — mission accomplished 😭😅
Now I’m here:
Still learning, still laughing, still losing occasionally…
But hey, at least my emotional return on investment is sky-high 😂💖📈
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