📣 CPF “Reform”: Work a Little More, Own a Little Less, Retire a Little Later~
Of course, they don’t say it like that.
They sprinkle fairy dust instead:
✨ “Enhancing retirement adequacy”
✨ “Future-ready planning”
✨ “Stronger golden years”
Aww. So sweet.
Now let’s gently peel the wrapper. 👇
🔺 More of your pay goes into the “see-you-at-65” box
🔺 Wage ceiling raised (hello, $8,000 👋)
🔺 FRS keeps growing like it’s on steroids
🔺 Touching your money? Please wait patiently till 65
🔺 Take-home pay today? Slightly… thinner 🥲
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Meanwhile, in real life:
🧾 Bills: 📈
🍚 Groceries: 📈
🚆 Transport: 📈
⚡ Electricity: 📈
🏠 Property prices: sky-high (Toa Payoh 3-room, $930k 💀)
💸 Mortgage: forever subscription
😰 Job security: fragile
📉 Real income: shrinking
And they smile and say —
“Don’t worry! Your CPF is growing!” 😌🌱
Your wallet though?
🪙 Crickets.
Your freedom?
🔒 Safely locked away.
Your future?
⏳ Please hold.
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This isn’t retirement planning.
It’s financial tough love with a glitter filter 💔✨
The finish line keeps moving…
and you’re still running —
on fumes.
So yes —
working harder, owning less, retiring later.
Not by accident.
But by design.
Sweet words.
Hard truths. 🍬➡️🥀
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