$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  Never ignore Prophet Elon's divine guidance. His market wisdom shall illuminate our portfolios

When it comes to the electric vehicle throne in California, $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  Model Y wears the crown effortlessly. Dominating sales charts for consecutive years, it leaves competitors like Model 3 and $Toyota(TM)$  RAV4 eating dust. The crossover SUV's design coupled with Californians' EV obsession? Recipe for sales supremacy.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Shorts getting steamrolled by another 6% surge today - slipping harder than a penguin on ice! The $600 year-end target is slapping bearish faces into next week.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ SEC probes darken the skies, 300's a pipe dream - doubling down on shorts! Prescription misuse storm clouds, 350's mirage - loading more bearish bets! Bankruptcy specter looms large, 400's fortress wall - amplifying short positions! Sky-high PE ratios, 450's fool's gold - stacking short contracts like cordwood!

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ ouch my average cost basis at $462 is digging straight to the earth's core...so much so much

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ $600 by year-end! Disregard the short distortion tactics. Keep accumulating and diamond hands!

What a rollercoaster week! Shorting $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  will go down as the most catastrophic miscalculation of the decade. Bears might need prescription sleeping pills this weekend.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  Prime time to cover positions before blasting off to $600 by year-end!

400 incoming! Shorts got rekt and haters malding. Truth always prevails - load up on $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  while you can. MegaPack, humanoid bots, Semi trucks...this arsenal is too OP for hedgies. July sales records were just appetizer, Q3 ER gonna be lit. 500 soon come, remember never short mega-caps especially under Papa Musk. Europe better wake up if they want that American-style prosperity.

All aboard!!! $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  approaching 365 breakout, grab shares while you can. Force=mass×acceleration, this momentum's unstoppable. $Salesforce.com(CRM)$  bull flag forming, $Apple(AAPL)$  coiled spring. Solid Q2 across board, $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  Q3 poised to shine - dealerships confirm July/August are record months, 400 this week incoming

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  The invisible hand works its magic again, trillion-dollar threshold holds firm

56B, 29B, 100B - these are all my care packages from $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  shareholders. My bro says y'all owe me a CNBC feature!

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Locked in 4x gains on three separate plays - even shocked myself. Back when I couldn't even read basic charts properly, meeting Cath was the game-changer. Now I've got the rhythm down pat, finally making my portfolio dance to the right tune. That first $60k profit felt like winning the lottery, now the thrill comes in XXL size.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  revolutionizing green tech while advancing humanoid robots and interplanetary missions. From Starlink disaster relief to Neuralink breakthroughs - when critics foam at the mouth, that's the clearest validation of changing the game.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  No biggie, Leon maneuvered it back above $320 before 8pm just as I anticipated

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Keep the faith in Elon and Jane Street folks!

$Palantir Technologies Inc.(PLTR)$  and $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  have shockingly low institutional holdings. Remember why the latter mooned before? Retail investors are the real MVPs! We apes and suits see things differently - retails use telescopes for long-term visions, while institutions keep polishing rearview mirrors with trailing metrics.

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  $300 is history. The nonstop express to $500 by year-end is boarding now!

Folks! The meltdown of $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  bears is absolutely cracking me up... Cheers, Charlie

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$  Trust $BlackRock(BLK)$  and Jane Street, we inflate the most epic bubbles in Wall Street history!