$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ When autonomous driving scales up next year, this stock will easily break $1k per share. Currently cruising toward $600 by year-end like it's nobody's business. HODL tight folks!
$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Elon my man, our bromance is so legendary that $NVIDIA(NVDA)$ 's board just greenlit free cash and GPUs to rescue xAI. Can't let the AI bubble pop and wipe out 80% of $BlackRock(BLK)$ 's market cap now can we? Enjoy the silicon buffet - Jensen sends virtual hugs!
$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ These Elon memes are straight fire! Just cut the man his trillion-dollar paycheck already. My guy's been carrying the whole tech sector on his back - pay the man what he's owed!
$NIO-SW(09866)$ The silicon valley showman's at it again! $Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ 's chief just doubled down on his Optimus robotics vision, claiming humanoid bots will account for 80% of the company's future value. Shares dipped another 1.5% today though. How many times can investors hear the same robotics spiel before tuning out?
$NIO-SW(09866)$ Brace for non-stop upgrades this week. That earnings call just redefined excellence, with bullish catalysts raining down like confetti.