💣 "Muthu boy’s Investment Tip: 3 AI Stocks Safe From Bedroom Scandals!" 🤖💥
Aiyoh machan, wall wall wall... market now all scared CEO got scandal, got affair, stock crash overnight right?
Don't worry! Muthu Prata Shop open early today to give you 100% Zero-Affair Safe Stock Portfolio:
1. AMD (Dr. Lisa Su)
Female CEO! Married to a hardcore gamer husband who spends whole day playing video games at home. Zero chance of affair, 100% focused on beating Nvidia!
2. OpenAI (Sam Altman)
Sam is happily married to his husband Oliver! Zero chance of female secretary drama. Stock safe, relationship safe! 👬
Pending IPO
3. Anthropic (Dario Amodei)
Dario survived testicular cancer at Stanford, left with only 1 testicle (orchiectomy). Half the horsepower, 100% focus on AI safety! Cannot afford extra side-line activities! ⚽
Pending IPO
Market bloodbath because of Jensen scandal, but Muthu tell you: buy the safe ones, flip the prata, sit back and collect money! 📈
Not financial advice ah, later lose money don't come and ask for free Prata Telur! 🥞😂
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