To The Moon

Just do it..no need TACO here...TACO there

More to see on the way [Happy]  

Sell the dip [Happy]  

$Micron Technology(MU)$  I have removed the brokerage names to avoid all the embarrassment.

$NASDAQ(.IXIC)$  Source: My own. So may not be fully accurate but feel free to point out.

Ok. Remind me to short today [Happy]  

$JPMorgan Chase(JPM)$  My 2 cents for the bank results in slightly over 6 hours. The results will, as usual, be “better than expected” — because apparently expectations are set low enough for everyone to look like a genius. 😂 Then comes the classic market reaction: “Amazing results! Fantastic numbers! Strong outlook!” … followed by the share price quietly walking downstairs because, apparently, the market had already priced in world peace, record profits, and the next 5 years of earnings. 🤦‍♂️📉 Ah, the beautiful logic of the stock market… where good news is sometimes bad news, and bad news is just waiting for a better excuse. 😆

Sell on news… don’t tell me you skipped Stock Trading 101. What’s next, buying resistance and shorting support?

Not sure if TACO is in his vocab but surely in his actions [Happy]  

Ah yes, hindsight analysis — the magical art of realizing after the fact that the obvious was, in fact, obvious. It’s like being awarded a gold medal in the “I-knew-it-all-along” Olympics, except the event only starts once the disaster has already happened.It’s the intellectual equivalent of saying, “Well, if I’d known the Titanic was going to sink, I wouldn’t have booked the cruise.” Truly groundbreaking stuff. A real gem, polished by the tears of regret and the sparkle of smugness.